Die Heimatseite von Thomas Rupp

Who understands men?

• The nice men are ugly.
• The handsome men are not nice.
• The handsome and nice men are gay.
• The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
• The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.
• The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
• The handsome men without money are after our money.
• The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual don't think we are beautiful enough.
• The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.
• The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!
• The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.

Now... Who understands men?!?